I was bored & well I figured why not, it’s just a bit of fun. I encourage you all to do this tag on your own blog/vlog or just your personal social media. so here goes:

Describe yourself in two words?

Fat & Friendly

What is the sexiest and least sexy name?

I could do a list like Dwayne Johnson, Tom Hardy etc on the sexy side, maybe it’s just because I know they’re sexy. As for least sexy, I think Simon or Timothy, both sound like they go bird & train spotting and collects stamps that they carry around in their leather briefcases with their jam sandwiches cut in 4 and wrapped in foil, apologies to all the Simon’s and Timothy’s in the world ha ha!

What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?

Hmmm I have to actually think about this but my first thought is cycling or maybe that weird walk run thing in the Olympics though they kinda already look drunk and that they’re desperate for the toilet ha ha!

What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?

I would say probably the baby pink with dark pink trim wool tank top that my mam made which also had my name on the front in dark pink, it was a whole different level of child cruelty back in the 80’s ha ha!

What’s the most ridiculous fact you know?

I think or so I read somewhere that a pig can have an orgasm that lasts 30 minutes, I mean jeez ha ha! Is this why bacon tastes so good? because the pigs are so happy!

What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?

A cucumber, some condoms and a tube of lube ha ha!

In one sentence, how would you sum up the internet?

Mind blowing, the things you can do, see & the people you can meet who you would have never known.

Which body part do you wish you could detach and why?

My boobs because it would be cool to take them off, rather than your bra at the end of a day, saves on backache and if you wanted to go jogging it stops you from getting black eyes, wouldn’t it be great if they were size interchangeable oh the possibilities, plus if you wanted to shut your partner up you could just detach them and say there you go love crack on, hours of peace ha ha!

What’s invisible but you wish people could see?

People’s level of honesty!

If you could ask your pet 3 questions, what would they be?

Why do you always hid when bacon is being cooked? Why do you rub yourself all over my friends like a strange pervert? and Why do you run away from the poo that is stuck to your bum fur like it’s chasing you?

If you could write a note to your younger self, what would you say in only two words?

Love Yourself

If you could change one physical & non physical thing about yourself, what would it be?
Physical change would be that my legs worked so I could walk and the non physical would be more focus as I tend to get bored easy and start lots of things I never finish.

Describe your life using film titles?

Groundhog day, Rocky and Transformers

If you were stuck on a deserted island which one book, movie and person would you want to take along?

Book – how to survive on a deserted Island
Movie – Castaway starring Tom Hanks
Person – Bear Gyrlls

What would you name the autobiography of your life?

Big Girls Really Do Cry – Fat Free